Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Strictly for my Ninjas
Does your bed ever smell like farts? Mine does, and so does my room. Its a common fact that the smell of farts, B.O. and other earthy smells are the aroma of a solid bromance. Bromance is the brotherly, inseparable bond of two or more men. boys. or bros. Here are some good activities that really encourage male bonding: Any kind of physical competition such as sword fighting. Getting muddy after it rains. Getting into legal trouble with a group of six or more. Eating large amounts of steak or something (or bacon pizza). dance parties. Talking late into the night about women...etc. Traveling in a large pack of bros is never frowned upon, even when on dates. It provides safety and security. Plus there is timeless quality conversation. "Bros before hoes." Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your back after your ho rips yours heart out for no good reason. And you are nothing but great to your ho, and you told her that she was the only ho for you, and that she was better than all the other hoes in the world... and then... and then suddenly she's not yo' ho' no mo'.