Friday, October 2, 2009
There are things in life that are not necessarily good things, but all in all, they are not really the worst things ever. For example: lukewarm cappuccino, a rainy day, provocative male dancing, holey socks, holey underwear, etc. Something else I would like to add to that list is attractive female stalkers. I won't lie, I can think of things a lot worse than that. Being burned at the stake, having a severe rash on ones genitals, face planting on a garden spade sticking straight up, getting trampled by a riotting mob. My friend Kyle is currently experiencing a stalking (by phone and facebook videos) of some longing ladies. They dig him like a shovel digs dirt. I can't blame them. Though Kyle has no personal interest in any of these young lasses, It is no secret that he is quite amused. All in all, I'd rather have a foxy female that I have no interest in treat me like a Greek god than have each of my limbs severed with a rusty razor.